Vote Hunter Mugs

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Unanimous voting.

US election postal vote controversy

Election 2020

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

Vote Signal

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

The Establishment Election

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

Elections

The Dali 'Bama.

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'If we are going to vote on everything, why do we need a legislator?'

Your Polling Place Has Changed.

'How would Jesus register?'