Vote Ponderer Mugs

The Walking Dread

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

That party went well.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

The Politics of Food.

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

George Orwell

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Retirement Issues

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."