Vote Hunter Pillows

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Unanimous voting.

US election postal vote controversy

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Election 2020

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

The Election Strategy

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

I voted.

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Vote for Brown

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

Vote Signal

The Establishment Election

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

Elections

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

The Dali 'Bama.

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'...And now the award for best performance by a politician trying to improve his or her poll numbers...'

'How would Jesus register?'

Your Polling Place Has Changed.