Voice Vote Enthusiast Pillows

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Elections

US election postal vote controversy

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

The Election Strategy

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

Vote Signal

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

The Dali 'Bama.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Elections

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Your Polling Place Has Changed.