Voting System Enthusiast Pillows

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

An informed voter is a good voter

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Honest Voting Stickers

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

Joe Biden

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

2016 election squabbles!

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes