Voting System Enthusiast Pillows

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

An informed voter is a good voter

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

2016 election squabbles!

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Honest Voting Stickers

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Election 2020

Uncle Sam and Democracy

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Joe Biden

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."