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Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

Fish talking about fisherman

Unanimous voting.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

My Cauldron Rules

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'