Net Caster Pillows

Fish talking about fisherman

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

"Here we are."

Toadstools

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"At least she's reading."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Wilfried Zaha

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

My Cauldron Rules

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.