Cyber Caster Pillows

Online dating.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Online Dating

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Spam.

Harold Pinterest

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Computer virus

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Problem?"

My Cauldron Rules

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Wiccapedia.

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'Get real Dot Com'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"