Charm Caster Pillows

'You and your 'let's go joint the Neighbourhood Watch patrol'!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

You're the olive in my martini

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Letter writing lady.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Silver Fox

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Tango

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'