Celestial Caster Pillows

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"At least she's reading."

An amplified harp

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Witches at a cauldron.

Cherub on a cloud

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

My Cauldron Rules

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.