Celestial Caster Pillows

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'I wish I was creative'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Witches at a cauldron.

An amplified harp

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Cherub on a cloud

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."