Net Caster Gifts

Fish talking about fisherman

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

"Here we are."

Toadstools

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Witches at a cauldron.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

My Cauldron Rules

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

''Eye of Newt' is now available in generic...'

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."