Master Caster Gifts

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"River well stocked this year."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Missing you.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

My Cauldron Rules