Creative Caster Gifts

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Toadstools

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Double Saxophone

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"At least she's reading."

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

My Cauldron Rules