Creative Caster Gifts

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Toadstools

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Double Saxophone

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

What's Their Secret?

Harps and Embroidery.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'