Cunning Caster Gifts

'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Toadstools

The Trojan Beagle.

Turtle Hat

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Fish talking about fisherman

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Works every time."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Casting in the swamp.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

My Cauldron Rules

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"