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'Boss, I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Toadstools

The Trojan Beagle.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Turtle Hat

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Works every time."

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Casting in the swamp.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.