Cast Master Gifts

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"River well stocked this year."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Missing you.

Ventriloquist Audition

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Chicken

'We're hoping to release him over the Grand Canyon.'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Pastoral Choirs

Heavenly voices.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

The Specimen Hunter

The art of fishing.

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"I think you have to leave it in for ten minutes per pound."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Musical Cows

'Higher!'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Determined fisherman

'I've lost my voice...'