Cast Master Gifts

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"River well stocked this year."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Ventriloquist Audition

Missing you.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'We're hoping to release him over the Grand Canyon.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Chicken

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Pastoral Choirs

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Heavenly voices.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The art of fishing.

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

Musical Cows

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

'Higher!'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Determined fisherman

'I've lost my voice...'

'Better not circulate these.'