Anger Master Gifts

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

Anger Management Classes.

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"I wasn't angry until you kept harping on it. . . now I want to come over there and punch your lights out!"

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

'If I were you, I'd stop watching 'Fox News' altogether.'

'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'

'I like your look, Philbin. I'm moving you from middle, anger management to upper, anger management.'

Road-rage speedometers.

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

"Relax, release and let go...."

"If you follow my ten-step program, you'll be able to channel your anger better and become a more efficient predator..."