Anger Management Champion Gifts

Road Rage Towards Cyclist

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Sports Work Out

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"