Anger Mage Gifts

"Help me, Doc. . . I can't control my aggression and I feel like a ticking bomb!"

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I told you he had a temper.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Anger Management Classes.

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"I wasn't angry until you kept harping on it. . . now I want to come over there and punch your lights out!"

'If I were you, I'd stop watching 'Fox News' altogether.'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

Profession : Cartoonist

Road-rage speedometers.

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

"Your screams, shouts and swearing may be recorded for training purposes. . ."

Angry Man.