Anger Mage Mugs

"Help me, Doc. . . I can't control my aggression and I feel like a ticking bomb!"

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'I told you he had a temper.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Anger Management Classes.

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'

Profession : Cartoonist

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

"I wasn't angry until you kept harping on it. . . now I want to come over there and punch your lights out!"

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

'If I were you, I'd stop watching 'Fox News' altogether.'

Road-rage speedometers.

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

Viking Berserkers Anger Management Seminar

Angry Man.