Anger Artist Gifts

Yes, the world would be a different place if I hadn't taken that wrath management class.

'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"Anger management classes have gotten me through the whole red thing."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

Chain of violence

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Idlewild.

Shortfuse psychology...making anger work for you!

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

Viking Berserkers Anger Management Seminar

'You know what you need? You need anger management.'

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

"If you follow my ten-step program, you'll be able to channel your anger better and become a more efficient predator..."

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

Anger control course.

'...I lost my temper and now I can't find it!'

Tonight's anger management class has been cancelled.

"Help me, Doc. . . I can't control my aggression and I feel like a ticking bomb!"

"I want you to stay back after class, Mr Thompson."

Anger Management

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