Vote Warrior Pillows

"Don't forget your 'I Voted' sticker!"

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.

"I put up a few sticky notes reminding us to vote."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Election 2020

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

House vs. Senate

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

There are a lot of nutty people out there. Don't vote them into public office!"

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

Elections

The Dali 'Bama.

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"Why do you hate leap years?"

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Contrary opinions matter

Always right.

Attempting to a Political Career

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'