Election Day Warriors Pillows

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Political convention

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

An informed voter is a good voter

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

Nobody Upstages Trump!

US election postal vote controversy

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Government and Opposition

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Donald Trump

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Honest Voting Stickers

We have a dream....

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Resume Dumpers

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

Election 2020