Ballot Box Warrior Pillows

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Elections

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Nicola Sturgeon

The polling station

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

Dem/Ind/GOP

E-mail

Voter Rights

"Whew! Thank God election season is finally over!"

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

'Your HMO won't cover injuries stemming form office politics.'

'Another 'undecided'.'

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

"Hit them where it hurts. . . with your vote."

'I've been voting Republican all my life, but this Election Day, I'm just going to go out and get drunk instead.'

"Gee...that wasn't too bad."

E-mail

Fighting bureaucracy.

My doctor says my heart is fragile. I'm supposed to cut down on my activism. You mean activity? Activism. He says that getting upset about idiotic, right-wing, greedy jerks is bad for my heart. He's a quack! This ends badly.

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

"Just more Junk Mail."

Voting

Recycling chads

'Can we get down to business now without further interruption?'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.

"Don't forget your 'I Voted' sticker!"

Halo/Devil

Our system works!

Auction. I bid on everything until I lost my voice. The cartload before the hoarse!