Election Warrior Pillows

'I don't need election battles. For me, it's enough to win.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Studying and technology

The Election Strategy

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

America's Biggest Export...

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Vote

Feeding at the Trough

There are a lot of nutty people out there. Don't vote them into public office!"

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

'Your HMO won't cover injuries stemming form office politics.'

CONGRESS, 'It's frustrating -- you vote to spend trillions and trillions of dollars and nobody appreciates it!'

'Have you been reading the financial pages again?'

"Why is she shouting"

"Get a hold of my campaign team and tell them to Think outside the Tank."

"Hal and I registered as Republicans just so we could fire Trump in the primary."

'I've thought up a great amendment to campaign finance reform -- special Medicare benefits for sore losers!'

Just Another Bully.

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."