Vote Warrior Mugs

"Don't forget your 'I Voted' sticker!"

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.

"I put up a few sticky notes reminding us to vote."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Election 2020

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

House vs. Senate

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

The Dali 'Bama.

Elections

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

There are a lot of nutty people out there. Don't vote them into public office!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

Police Riot

"Why do you hate leap years?"

Attempting to a Political Career

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Contrary opinions matter

Always right.

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"