Voice Vote Enthusiast Gifts

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Elections

US election postal vote controversy

Election 2020

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

I voted.

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Vote for Brown

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

Vote Signal

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

Elections

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

The Dali 'Bama.

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Your Polling Place Has Changed.