Vote Advocate Pillows

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Election 2020

Kamala Harris

Elections

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

US election postal vote controversy

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Farewell Donald

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Impotent Democracy

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

President Putin.

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

Not many votes here.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Morning in America

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Vote for Brown

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"Total authority"