Youth Voter Advocate Pillows

"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

US election postal vote controversy

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Election 2020

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

EU Polling Station

Why America Is the Best Democracy in the World

I voted.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Vote Signal

The Establishment Election

The polling station

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

Make good decisions!

"See! We like to let folks vote!"

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.