Youth Activist Pillows

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Votes for 16-year-olds?

Courting The Youth Vote

Cheaper Than Riot Cops

Now, that's how you build a wall.

This school's apathetic. No one wants to help. I hate to tell you, but you've got competition. Save our earth! Who? Follow me! Save our mall! Retail climate change is killing off our native stores/

Never Again

"What - global warming means endless summer, BBQ parties, boys and booze??! Why didn't anyone tell me about that??!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

Make good decisions!

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

The Minor Issue

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.