Youth Activist Pillows

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Votes for 16-year-olds?

Courting The Youth Vote

Now, that's how you build a wall.

Never Again

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

The Minor Issue

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

'If youth is so important why didn't god give the ten commandments to someone younger?'