Youth Advocates Pillows

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Welcome to your new English Class.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

The Minor Issue

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

Courting The Youth Vote

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

'I don't like to be called a 'senior citizen'. I prefer the term 'mature playmate''

We are 50 going on 15...