Youth Advocacy Pillows

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

The voice of youth

Children Reject War

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Make good decisions!

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Greta Thunberg

The Minor Issue

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

Courting The Youth Vote

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

We are 50 going on 15...

'If youth is so important why didn't god give the ten commandments to someone younger?'

Gen Z

"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."