Youth Advocacy Pillows

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The voice of youth

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Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Welcome to your new English Class.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

The Minor Issue

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

Courting The Youth Vote

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

Gen Z

"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."

'If youth is so important why didn't god give the ten commandments to someone younger?'

"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."

We are 50 going on 15...

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.