Youth Voter Advocate Mugs

"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

US election postal vote controversy

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

EU Polling Station

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Vote Signal

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"See! We like to let folks vote!"

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

The Establishment Election

The polling station

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Elections

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.