Election Volunteer Gifts

Vote Claus.

Political convention

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Elections

US election postal vote controversy

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Jerry Brown.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Please Give

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

I voted.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

Democracy for Hire

Professional Fund Riasers

Vote Signal

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

Charity mugger

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

5-6 PM: 'Grin and Bear It Hour"

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.