Election Worker Gifts

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

"Oh great, more ballots to count."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Trump Poutine

Elections

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Jerry Brown.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

Midterm election s results

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

EU Polling Station

Now You're Talking

Abdullah Debate

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."

The Kraken

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

The Establishment Election

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Democracy for Hire

"Vote for me!"

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"We need to get a better grip on the truth in this campaign, and choke the life out of it."

The Trump baby blimp ffffftts into the sunset.

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

"He's coming across as Reaganish but not Reaganesque."

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Police hiding in the ballot box.