Electioneer Gifts

'Yep - I've flipped my coin and I'm sticking to it.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Trump Poutine

DUNVOTIN

Elections

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Jerry Brown.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

A little different

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

EU Polling Station

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

"Vote for me!"

Obama TV Commercial

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Democracy for Hire

Political Selfie

The Establishment Election

"We need to get a better grip on the truth in this campaign, and choke the life out of it."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

The Republican Statesman at Home

The Trump baby blimp ffffftts into the sunset.

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

Amigos de Mitt.