Election Advocate Gifts

STRIP *The Fan * He's got my vote!

Vote or don't complain!

"Fe fi fo fum - I smell the blood of a congressman!"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Russian Election.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

US election postal vote controversy

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Farewell Donald

Election 2020

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

Impotent Democracy

"He's known for building a consensus. We've all come together against him."

Does it spark joy?

The Election Strategy

President Putin.

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

Not many votes here.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."