Election Expert Gifts

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'History keeps repeating itself.' - 'You say that every four years.'

'Looking Forward to the Forthcoming Bye-Bye Election'

The Republican Statesman at Home

Campaign finance.

"Yes, just like Santa, tell him what you want it will be delivered after 8th June."

Bush unveils his new election strategy.

Elections.

David Cameron.

"So...you have lots of good workers but, you want someone really, really special..."

"The GOP is offering free rides to the polls on election day!"

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Trump Poutine

An informed voter is a good voter

DUNVOTIN

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Joe Biden

Honest Voting Stickers

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h