Election Expert T-Shirts

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'History keeps repeating itself.' - 'You say that every four years.'

'Looking Forward to the Forthcoming Bye-Bye Election'

Russiagate Explained

Senator Krupt. Polls. You're way ahead in the exit polls … Most of the voters want you to exit.

The Republican Statesman at Home

Campaign finance.

"Yes, just like Santa, tell him what you want it will be delivered after 8th June."

Bush unveils his new election strategy.

Elections.

David Cameron.

"So...you have lots of good workers but, you want someone really, really special..."

"The GOP is offering free rides to the polls on election day!"

"Ambulance, quick, some opinion poll fool asked Brenda from Bristol about another General Election or a secong referendum."

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Trump Poutine

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

An informed voter is a good voter

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

DUNVOTIN

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

2016 election squabbles!