"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"
Election Experts T-Shirts
Show your support for election analysts with witty t-shirts that combine humor and political savvy. Great for campaign events or everyday expressions of democracy enthusiasm.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
"Away with the warmonger!"
Skeptic Tank.
Trump Poutine
DUNVOTIN
"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."
"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.
National Living Wage from April 1st.
'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'
Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland
Arms race - USA and Russia.
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
Midterm election s results
'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"
Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'
We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.
New Year 2020
Vladimir Putin
"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."
The Election Strategy
"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"
"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."
Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'
A little different
Biden-Trump rematch 2024
'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'
'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'
"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."
"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."
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