Election Guru T-Shirts

"The election was over months ago, Mr. Duffy - It's too LATE to change your vote."

'I predict the Liberals will be victorious.'

"Good boy."

"Nation-building never works."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

US and the EU

Trump Poutine

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

An informed voter is a good voter

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Intolerable

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Backstabber Express: Trump

Honest Voting Stickers

Myanmar coup

Viva Belarus!

Election 2020

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."