Election Officer Gifts

Poling Station

'And where have you been?'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Voter apathy has gotten so bad there are more dead people voting than living."

"Anything about tampering with election results?"

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

Early Voting

Sample ballot

Coin Toss in the Voting Booth

Vote

Vote

Corrupt Elections

Elections

"More absentee ballots."

Votes go in the toilet.

'No, only wrong votes aren't counted'

'And where have YOU been?'

Voting

"Oh fiddlesticks, we forgot to vote."

Vote

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

"I'll only be a second. I've done this four times today."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Trump Poutine

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

EU Polling Station

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'