Campaign Worker Gifts

"I'm fighting for all small interest groups without a voice, but with plenty of money."

With local elections in full swing, campaign workers were becoming more and more brazen about placing signs.

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

Bernie or Bed

Now You're Talking

The Message

Scary Times for Democracy

You wanted to see me, boss? Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote? Wink wink wink.

I'm surprised you're not out yelling "go vote!" at people through your bullhorn, Mort. I don't want to risk it. People are so fed up with this horrible, awful, disgusting election … I worry that one more mention of it could backfire and cause the entire township to just stay home and sleep. You sure it's not 'cause of all the "Trump" yard signs around here? Nonsense. I just think this year, nobody really needs a reminder.

Al Smith for Mayor: 'Let's clean up our streets,'

Tim Kaine

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Welcome to Martha's Vineyard: Vacation Destination of the Future Unemployed.

Mark Rutte's best campaign worker is a Turk!

"It tastes like crap, but I'm pretending it doesn't."

"Hey, security?. . . Still have that airbag outside?. . .There's another one that worked the Iowa Caucus headed your way."

"Good boy."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

An informed voter is a good voter

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

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