Campaigner Gifts

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"I know you're angry at me - I'm angry at me, too!"

'I'd like to respond to that criticism by saying that I'm rubber, and you're glue.'

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

'No offense, but this sounds a lot like Obama's campaign promises.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Florida Elections

Noise Abatement Society

'I will never lie to you!'

'What do you mean, 'you're conserving your baby kissing lips for the campaign trail'?... This is your son!'

McCain campaign.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

'I wanted to become an M.P. - but I don't like kissing babies.'

Political Data Bank

VOTE, 'I'm here to tell you what you want to hear....'

'What's my stand on family values? - Have you been talking to one of my ex-wives?'

GOP Headquarters: Just arrived. . . fresh rhetoric.

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"Voters, voters, voters..."

Give Me Hope

Politician

"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."

People against war.

The Politician's Tongue.

'My opponent, who promises to abstain from candidate bashing, is 'too nice for politics'.'

'If elected, I promise to keep any x-rated stuff where it belongs. . . hidden from view.'

'Yes, son - Any kid can grow up to be president. But they'd better start saving early.'

'Don't worry about me doing any weird stuff, folks - I'm a Republican in name only!'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

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