Campaign Manager Gifts

"You have Obama mania."

'I'd love to give them my two cents' worth, but they won't listen for less than $10,000.'

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"We used to feel your pain, but that's no longer our policy."

'You can try but it's pretty small in here...the water's going cold and the good soap is gone.'

Santa running for office: 'At last, a politician we can trust!'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

Elections Are The Best Opinion Survey.

Wilson: The Appearance of Integrity

Election over.

'...and I think the public is ready for a candidate with the courage to admit he doesn't understand the issues!'

"I may be awhile. I'm soliciting funds for my reëlection campaign."

"Attack of the political signs!"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'

Super PACs.

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

Second thoughts on Obama.

Pollsters.

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'

'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

Not to do list - Vote.

"I like him. He sounds authentic."

"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

"Do you take dark money?"

Sally, Jim - you'll handle daily speech writing. Vince, as usual, will be in charge of attack ads.'

"But, seriously..."

It's not the winning. It's the taking part that counts. Vote Lib Dem.

"The President is closing in the polls, but he still needs hurricanes in several key states."

"What a wonderful concession speech - we should have voted for him after all."

Big Sky Country

"I'm the victim of negative advertising."

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."