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Campaign Strategists Gifts
Celebrate the minds behind successful campaigns with our cleverly designed gifts tailored for campaign strategists. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find the ideal token of appreciation for the strategic thinkers who never back down from a challenge. Our collection captures the creativity, dedication, and sharp wit that make campaign strategists stand out. Whether you’re shopping for a career milestone or just to say thank you, these products are sure to resonate with anyone in the world of marketing and political campaigns, adding a personal touch to their professional passion.
The Snipe Hunt.
"Fred, this is Congressman Morlen. The Congressman has been demonized by his opponent."
It's Not like Progressives Are Exactly Suffering Because They Didn't Support Hillary Clinton
'Apparently, he's decided to court 'the slob vote'.'
"The only demographic you're leading in are kids 2 to 7 years old."
"Good boy."
The president's men
'If only every year was an election year.'
Political convention
"What was I thinking?!"
Israel/Palestine Conflict
Tariff Wars
An informed voter is a good voter
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
The Greek Trampoline
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
Elections
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.
"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."
'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'
'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'
'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).
'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'
I want to be a politician when I grow up...
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'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'
Campaign Strategists Gifts Collection
Campaign Strategists Mugs
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Campaign Strategists Pillows
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Campaign Strategists Prints
Browse our inspiring prints designed for campaign strategists—ideal for decorating their office with a touch of creative flair.
Campaign Strategists T-Shirts
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