Campaign Strategies Gifts

"He claims he has you on video - how can I put this? - 'courting the gay vote.'"

The Mainstream Media Chorus, 'Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb McCain!'

Meet the Candidate: "As you know, Ted, I favor taking money out of the hands of lobbyists, big media and political consultants and putting it directly in the hands of politicians."

US Presidential Campaign - Mud Fill-up.

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Save the unicorn.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

The Thinker

George Papandreou.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP