Political Campaigns Gifts

'I would have voted for him, but none of his pandering to special interests targeted my demographic.'

'If, when the time comes, you set up an exploratory committee, and a website brining in millions of dollars, you can grow up to be president.'

Democratic Primaries

GOP Debate 2015

Donald Trump

"I lead by presenting bold and challenging ideas that confirm their views."

Re-Branding the GOP

Toxic Trump

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

'Barack, old buddy -- you're bleeding!', 'No, it's just lipstick.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'

The New Political Calculus: 'Didn't it use to be just to the power of ten?'

'Sure, I worry about non-voters. I worry that someday they may vote!'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

Conservative media training.

Vote Itzancucchan in 2012 and Die Well

"All data indicates your numbers will improve once voters get over your yuck factor."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

Vote O'Bama. I think he's going after the Irish vote!

Hello, this is Bernie Sanders. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I know. That's why I'm calling you. I want to thank you for being such a big supporter, going to my rallies, donating all that money

Newt Fights On

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

This Cartoon Explains Why Voting Democratic Can't Do Anything to Stop Trump

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention