Starting A Political Campaign Gifts

Caution, lobbyists ahead.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

A career in politics.

Casting a Wide Net

"I should like to depart from my prepared text and speak as a human being."

On the Campaign Trail...

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Hello, Voter Calls department? Have I got a volunteer for you ... !"

'He has a nerve holding me to the truth. It's an election year, for heaven's sake!'

"The key to my popularity is name recognition."

"I'm running for re-election. How much to make it look like I give a damn?"

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Palin 2012

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."