Entering A Campaign Gifts

Race to the presidency.

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Beware of Don"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

Pollster

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Dark money donor

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

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